Umm I'm too high to move.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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