Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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