she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
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