North Korea, Best Korea!
Do vagina's smell?
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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