guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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