stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
NoShamevember. You game?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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