she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Randomize
