She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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