What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
being pregnant is like rehab
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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