So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
she smelled like a LAN party
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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