Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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