I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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