is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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