I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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