I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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