just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
So vagazzling was a success
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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