hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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