hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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