I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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