dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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