I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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