Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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