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After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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