check it out our google latitudes are spooning
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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