This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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