summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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