I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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