dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
So. Much. Porn.
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