The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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