I wish i was in the wii world.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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