I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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