Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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