Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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