have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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