How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I have aggressive nipples.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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