I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
How drunk are you?
Completed.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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