normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
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