Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
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