I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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