the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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