i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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