some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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