I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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