I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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