I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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