I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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