My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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