If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
North Korea, Best Korea!
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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