Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
just tell him i said nine months
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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