...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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