So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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