I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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