Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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